Sunday 3 August 2014

Katy Perry: 'I want to join the Illuminati'

The singer has been rumoured, at least
by random internet theorists, to already be a
member of the elusive 'new world order' cult
Katy Perry as an Ancient Egyptian princess in
her music video for 'Dark Horse'

Conspiracy theorists at the ready...
Katy Perry has expressed her desires to join
the Illuminati.
Not for any dark or sinister reason, however,
but because she finds the idea of joining the
cult "exciting".

Of course, the singer has been rumoured – at
least random and paranoid members of the
internet community – to already be a member
of said cult.
Following her performance of "Dark Horse" at
the Grammys in January, news site (well…)

Infowars headlined its review of her show as
'Illuminati priestess conducts witchcraft
ceremony in front of the entire world.'
"If the Illuminati exist, I would like to be
invited," Perry told Rolling Stone. "I see all
that s**t and I’m like: 'Come on, let me in! I
want to be in the club.'"

However, she went on to admit that she had
"no idea" what Illuminati actually stands for.
Or who they are.

"It sounds crazy. Weird people on the internet
that have nothing to do find, like, strange
triangles in your hand motions.
"I guess you’ve made it when they think
you’re in the Illuminati," she added. "But I
believe in aliens, so if people want to believe
in Illuminati, great."

Other famous names often bandied about in
Illuminati theorist circles include Jay Z, Kanye
West, Beyonce and Madonna.
If only they knew what those hand gestures
really stood for in sign language.

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