Saturday 18 October 2014

BREAKING NEWS: FAMOUS RAPPER LIL WAYNE DIAGNOSED WITH E.BOLA


Just of late, reports have come out confirming that the famous rapper Lil Wayne has been “rapped” up in the Ebola virus spread. Millions of people who know the celebrity have shown strong feelings regarding this news. We do, however, feel the need to not disclose what kind of strong feelings these are for the sake of Mr. Wayne’s ego and for not wanting to get sued.

The last concert Lil Wayne showed for was the one where he rapped alongside Drake at Tinley Park, IL on the 10th of August. Officials say many bloody fans from the concert have already been contacted and almost everyone fits the “stupid” description Lil Wayne called for because these fans ALL promise enthusiastically that they transferred the virus in hopes of meeting the famous rapper.

Some got their wish but it might be that Lil Wayne’s Facebook page may go down some likes because he showed no mercy into telling the fans what he thought of them. In his words, “I rapped for you and this is what I get in return?!” followed by a few moments of indistinguishable mutters that were probably his best rapping lines with swears in them. The fans, shocked and humiliated at the response, immediately ALL promised enthusiastically that they didn’t spread the virus. It seems we may never know the blessed child who did humanity this favor.
Meanwhile, this news is receiving a large amount of feedback on social media websites such as Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr, with one of the most viral posts being of a sane 18 year old guy tweeting, “Lil Wayne got Ebola? Damn is the virus okay? Lol” .. We hope Lil Wayne recovers quickly from this “stupid thing” as Mr. Wayne prefers to call it.

Credit:wtfuncut

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