Irony of fake women searching for real man

There was a time when a woman simply thanked
God for the kind of body she had, because
there was nothing she could do about it.

The situation forced women to be contented,
and they developed confidence in themselves.

And even not-so easy-on-the-eye women, with
facial features that could make a beauty
pageant’s judges cringe in disgust, were proud
of their looks.

Simply put, there was a time when a woman
who, for instance, had a bad dental formula, a
humongous nose, among other features
considered unattractive by men, would
confidently strut around like a peacock without a
care in the world.

exuded confidence
And when a man approached her, she still
exuded confidence and had guts to tell off picky
ones, urging them to take her the way she
looked or leave her alone.

And you know what, such (so-called ugly)
women always ended up with some of the most
handsome, caring husbands around, while those
considered beautiful always nursed heartbreak
after heartbreak after being used and dumped.

But ladies and gentlemen, things seem to have
since changed. Believe me, if a research was to
be conducted, I can bet my last shirt that it is
only a very small percentage of women who are
comfortable in their skin.

skin lightening
Majority when they are not seeking skin-
lightening creams, they are undergoing plastic
surgery to reduce or increase this or that part of
their body.

Take for instance the most talked about
socialite, whom I don’t think is even worth a
mention in this column. When the poor young
thing first stepped on the scene, she had a
fantastic natural darker complexion with a booty
to boot, which made men drool and women
envious.

But just when everyone thought she was going
to be contented with what God gave her, she
pulled a fast one by literally ‘bleaching’ herself.

And just when you thought the madness would
stop there, she took the it a notch higher by
going for breast implants, which she announced
to the whole world via social media.

If you ask me, the poor young woman is a
classic example of how women are no longer
satisfied the way they were created. Some
women will risk their lives in search of beauty.

Crazy tales have been told of those, especially
abroad, who now go for surgery to ‘beautify’
their birth canals (to what they call a “designer-
V”) by increasing or reducing the size of this or
that skin around the said body part. Question is, is there any real Kenyan man who would comfortably settle down with a woman who has undergone these kinds of surgery? Nyet! Methinks men like ‘real’ women. Look, ladies, you might get attention from men for a while, but when time to settle down comes, no man wants to marry a woman who is fake from head to toe. Isn’t it amazing how women with fake boobs, backsides, hair, nails and the whole shebang always look for real men?

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